The Internet Is My Boyfriend 9/9/10

Every morning I wake up and read the whole entire Internet. Usually there's something about Pakistan, unemployment, the impending Palin presidency, and Burmese humanitarian atrocities that dominate my psyche. In order to counteract the pain that is life, I turn to the Internet to wipe my tears, hold me a little bit, and tell me everything is going to be okay.
And then he makes me laugh and we run off into the sunset together. And by running off into the sunset, I mean posting these tidbits to share with you guys because this is my happyspace.

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1. First and foremost, some tiny genius figured out the most obvious solution to the world's most pressing problem: 
Life-Altering Oreo Dunking Technique of the Day (via The Daily What)

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2. A photographer exhibited a gallery of photographs of 
ugly Las Vegas casino carpets which in itself is pretty cool. But even more interesting is that he found there was a premeditated psychology to the tacky carpeting that subliminally keeps people gambling. (via Wired)

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3. I don't know how people find the time, but I do know how hard it is to draw a perfect unicorn on an Etch-a-Sketch because I spent the first nine years of my life trying to accomplish just that. Here are 
25 Amazing Etch-a-Sketches (via Holy Taco)

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4. No need to search for the perfect gift for those love anymore. Just get yourself made into a doll. A beautiful, accurate, totally uncreepy doll. BOO-YAH. (via Be A Doll)   

(posted simultaneously on Buzznet)