Hi pals-

I'm back in New York and Crystal and I have some fun up our sleeves.

We're resurrecting the once-famous NIGHTBIKE this coming Monday, May 31st, at 5pm. The ride begins at the South Street Seaport and ends at the bottom of your beer pint at the Frying Pan. We'll meet here:

Blazing Saddles Bike Rental
South Street Seaport, Pier 17
New York, New York 10038 

This ride is not for people who enjoy exercise or speed. This is for people who avoid getting their mellows harshed by any means necessary. Invite ANYONE and EVERYONE!

For the ghosts of NIGHTBIKEs past, please refer to Teenage Unicorn (RIP)

Aviva & Crystal